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A Brief History of Medicine
Patient: Doctor, I have an ear ache.
2000 BC: Here, eat this root. 1000 AD: That root is heathen, say this prayer 1850 AD: That prayer is superstition, drink this potion. 1940 AD: That potion is snake oil, swallow this pill. 1985 AD: That pill is ineffective, take this antibiotic. 2000 AD: That antibiotic is artificial, here eat this root.
How much will this cost me?
Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled? Dentist: $100. Patient: $100 for just a few minutes of work? Dentist: Well, I can extract it very slowly if you like!
Clear Spots
Patient: I always see spots before my eyes. Doctor: Didn't the new glasses help? Patient: Sure, now I see the spots much clearer!
Good and Bad News
Doctor: I have good and bad news, what would you hear first? Patient: Well, give me the bad news first. Doctor: You have cancer, I guess you have about two years left Patient: That's terrible, in two years I'll be dead! What good news can you give me after this? Doctor: You also have Alzheimer's. In three months you will forget everything I told you!
Doctor - Doctor
At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each other.The male doctor asks her to dinner & she accepts. As they sit down at the restaurant, she excuses herself to go & wash her hands. After dinner, one things leads to another and they end up in her bedroom. Just as things get hot, the female doctor interrupts & says she has to go & wash her hands. Once she comes back they go for it. After the sex session, she gets up and says she is going to wash her hands. As she comes back the male doctor says, "I bet you are a surgeon". She confirms and asks how he knew. "Easy, you are always washing your hands". She then says, 'I bet you are an anesthesiologist". Male doctor is surprised, 'how did you guess?' The female doctor replies "I didn't feel a thing."
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